Whereforto Ye Wanderers

Whereforto Ye Wanderers.



Thursday, August 30, 2012

Same ol' Same Buddha

One day, a layperson on the eight-fold path sat pondering the 5 precepts.
Having just undertaken the fifth precept, that is, undertaken the training precept to abstain from sexual misconduct, that is, sexual conduct that may harm a living being (emotionally or physically),
anyway, having just undertaken said precept, he was bombarded with propositions for sex from sexy individuals, who were in committed relationships.

He proceeded to cut off his own dick, and place it in the alms bowl.

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