Is this the sunday afternoon couch that anticipates its participation in Your Week in War? Are my Corona Extra boxered hairy legs the legs that lift up U.S. public opinion in Iraq? Are these eyes that eagerly aniticipate the next Erectile Dysfunction commercial and Larry King special regarding 9/11 the eyes that watch small children burned alive in car bombs in Bagdhad?
"The personal face of conflict coming up next..."
Are they? Are they?
How the fuck did we get mixed up in this terrible cake batter anyways?